Posted 1 year ago

drinkmasturbatecry:

hippity-hoppity-brigade:

theshoutingendoflife:

piratefaafy:

elevensies-:

they said it couldn’t be done

venn piagram

THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT VISUAL PUN TO HAVE EVER BEEN POSTED ON THE INTERNET.

WHAT IS HAPPENING

PIETOSIS IS HAPPENING

(Source: blaaargh)

Posted 1 year ago
fishingboatproceeds:

isnerdy:

fishingboatproceeds:

Seriously. Welcome to Happily Ever After, Rosaline.
You live in a united and prosperous Verona. And you don’t have to hang out with people who get married within hours of meeting.
You won the freaking Shakespeare tragedy lottery.
p.s. I hear that Paris guy ain’t half bad. Oh, he’s dead, too? YEAH MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS THEN.

Clearly the only man in that play for me is Mercutio.  Oh, he’s dead, too?

Might I recommend Benvolio?

fishingboatproceeds:

isnerdy:

fishingboatproceeds:

Seriously. Welcome to Happily Ever After, Rosaline.

You live in a united and prosperous Verona. And you don’t have to hang out with people who get married within hours of meeting.

You won the freaking Shakespeare tragedy lottery.

p.s. I hear that Paris guy ain’t half bad. Oh, he’s dead, too? YEAH MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS THEN.

Clearly the only man in that play for me is Mercutio.  Oh, he’s dead, too?

Might I recommend Benvolio?

(Source: nononono-yeah)

Posted 1 year ago

russian-dave:

russian-dave:

russian-dave:

russian-dave:

my sister and her girlfriend are humming in the room next to me

wAIT THATS NOT HUMMING

MY SISTER AND HER GIRLFRIEND ARE FUCKING REALLY LOUDLY IN THE ROOM NEXT TO ME

HELP

UPDATE: I JUST HEARD HER SAY “OH YEAH USE THE APPLE SAUCE”

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(Source: nnyilbunny)

Posted 1 year ago

j-moriarty:

joeshmo:

shavingryansprivates:

romeo romeo

where the fuck is you, romeo

Fuck you, the original line in Romeo and Juliet is “Wherefore art thou”. And maybe if you stopped being an assumption-making bag of fucking asshole, you’d know that wherefore does NOT FUCKING MEAN “WHERE”, WHEREFORE MEANS “WHY”.

SHE’S ASKING WHY HIS NAME IS ROMEO. FUCK ALL OF YOU. FUCK ALL OF YOU HARD UP THE TOENAIL. I TAKE MY SHAKESPEARE SERIOUSLY AS TITS.

romeo romeo

why the fuck is you romeo

Posted 1 year ago

lea-annee:

knickle-head:

fifty-shades-of-jay:

So officer wester thought I was a girl. I mean, I know my hair is long but I don’t look like a girl .-.

fifty-shades-of-joy

^^

No you still look like a girl thats what my dad said h4h4h4h4h

(Source: jay-pls)

Posted 1 year ago

tyleroakley:

janersm:

sexting-inchurch:

beautilation:

banasmagiccastle:

sarcasminc:

arigoato:

funny text posts arent my

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Puns like that could get you in

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give it a

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Yeah I think the joke might be falling

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This would probably be a lot funnier if I could read sheet music

It’s no one else’s fault that you aren’t that

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at what point of this post can we drop the

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(Source: stomachbook)

Posted 1 year ago

she-wants-the-doitsu:

indianapopovich:

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(Source here)

I THOUGHT I WAS PREPARED FOR THAT BUT I WAS WRONG

(Source: heyitsmeindy)

Posted 1 year ago
musicproblems:

A musicproblem in gif form. 

musicproblems:

A musicproblem in gif form. 

Posted 1 year ago
Posted 1 year ago