they said it couldn’t be done
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THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT VISUAL PUN TO HAVE EVER BEEN POSTED ON THE INTERNET.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
PIETOSIS IS HAPPENING
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Posted 2 months ago
Posted 2 months ago
Seriously. Welcome to Happily Ever After, Rosaline.
You live in a united and prosperous Verona. And you don’t have to hang out with people who get married within hours of meeting.
You won the freaking Shakespeare tragedy lottery.
p.s. I hear that Paris guy ain’t half bad. Oh, he’s dead, too? YEAH MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS THEN.
Clearly the only man in that play for me is Mercutio. Oh, he’s dead, too?
Might I recommend Benvolio?
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Posted 2 months ago
my sister and her girlfriend are humming in the room next to me
wAIT THATS NOT HUMMING
MY SISTER AND HER GIRLFRIEND ARE FUCKING REALLY LOUDLY IN THE ROOM NEXT TO ME
HELP
UPDATE: I JUST HEARD HER SAY “OH YEAH USE THE APPLE SAUCE”
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Posted 2 months ago
romeo romeo
where the fuck is you, romeo
Fuck you, the original line in Romeo and Juliet is “Wherefore art thou”. And maybe if you stopped being an assumption-making bag of fucking asshole, you’d know that wherefore does NOT FUCKING MEAN “WHERE”, WHEREFORE MEANS “WHY”.
SHE’S ASKING WHY HIS NAME IS ROMEO. FUCK ALL OF YOU. FUCK ALL OF YOU HARD UP THE TOENAIL. I TAKE MY SHAKESPEARE SERIOUSLY AS TITS.
romeo romeo
why the fuck is you romeo
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Posted 3 months ago
So officer wester thought I was a girl. I mean, I know my hair is long but I don’t look like a girl .-.
fifty-shades-of-joy
^^
No you still look like a girl thats what my dad said h4h4h4h4h
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Posted 3 months ago
Yeah I think the joke might be falling
This would probably be a lot funnier if I could read sheet music
It’s no one else’s fault that you aren’t that
at what point of this post can we drop the
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Posted 3 months ago
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I THOUGHT I WAS PREPARED FOR THAT BUT I WAS WRONG
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